The Idiot Shop
Merch for idiots
And for the people who love them. The business is fictional. The merch is real: printed and shipped by TeePublic.
Visit the shop on TeePublic
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T-shirt
He Just Needs a Better Personality
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Sticker
Certified Not An Idiot™
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Sticker
The Warning Sign
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Mug
“Hey” Is Not a Personality
Coming soonGift idea
For the man in your life who needs a better personality.
Won’t book a session? Won’t take the quiz? Put it on a shirt. He’ll get the hint eventually.
Orders, payment, shipping and returns are all handled by TeePublic, not by us. We’re fictional, remember?